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Joako-za's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 895 Points

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Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/28/11
25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
Locked Medal CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/28/11
50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 3/1/11
50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
Locked Medal BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Locked Medal MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Locked Medal PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)

Cyberpolice: The Game

Locked Medal No good punks 5 Points Die 3 times
Locked Medal The more you know 10 Points Read the backstory
You dun goof'd Unlocked 8/11/10
25 Points Complete the game
Locked Medal Chief of Cyberpolice 50 Points Win without losing any health
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/115 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/5/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Locked Medal Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Locked Medal Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Locked Medal Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Locked Medal Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Locked Medal Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Locked Medal Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Locked Medal Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Locked Medal Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Locked Medal Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Locked Medal WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Locked Medal Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Locked Medal Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Locked Medal Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Locked Medal Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Locked Medal Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Doodle God

Locked Medal Doodle Almost-God 10 Points Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 12/3/10
10 Points Unlock half the category groups.
Locked Medal Doodle True-God 50 Points Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 7/5/09
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Meaty Boner

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 2/28/11
5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time Unlocked 2/28/11
5 Points Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner Unlocked 2/28/11
5 Points Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Locked Medal Beat Level 3 10 Points Pass the third stage of the Castle
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 2/28/11
10 Points Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Locked Medal Beat Level 4 25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner Unlocked 2/28/11
25 Points Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Locked Medal Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Locked Medal Beat Level 5 50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/160 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Locked Medal A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Locked Medal Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 8/16/10
100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Locked Medal Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

Seed of Destruction

Locked Medal Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Locked Medal Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 12/16/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Locked Medal Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate Unlocked 12/16/09
0 Points Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.
Locked Medal Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Locked Medal Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Locked Medal Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Locked Medal I am Literate 0 Points Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Locked Medal Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Locked Medal Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Locked Medal Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Locked Medal Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Locked Medal Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Locked Medal Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Locked Medal Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/425 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/8/10
5 Points Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Locked Medal GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Locked Medal SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Locked Medal BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Locked Medal MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Locked Medal OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Locked Medal TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Locked Medal AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Locked Medal EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Locked Medal HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Locked Medal 'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Locked Medal Competing 5 Points Submit your score.
Locked Medal One Wrong Move 5 Points Die by falling off the edge.
Still Alive Unlocked 3/6/10
5 Points Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Tetris'd Unlocked 3/6/10
5 Points Die by getting squished.
Locked Medal That Was Useful 5 Points Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Locked Medal Well Educated 5 Points Complete the Tutorial.
Locked Medal Addicted 10 Points Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Locked Medal I'm Not Stopping 10 Points Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Locked Medal Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points Jump 50 times in one game.
Locked Medal Total Showoff! 10 Points Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Locked Medal Dodgelicious 25 Points Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Locked Medal Smooth Moves 25 Points Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Locked Medal Ninja 100 Points Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Locked Medal True G4m3r 100 Points Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)